So I wrote about this guy in August and I thought that would be the end of the story ...BUT NO... I got MORE!!!
so to refresh your memory http://imobykeli.blogspot.com/2012/08/dating-keli_29.html
go there and read that and then you will be like OH YEAH !!!... him...so that story is from like JULY...( or maybe August)
so I thought I would never hear from him again.. and I barely ever go to anything at the Potomac Ward so yeah...
then Labor Day Saturday I am on the phone with one of my friends when I see that he is calling me....
WHAT?????
I told my friend.. I have GOT to answer THIS...
so he was like " Hi Keli, so um do you want to go out in my boat." .................................................................... Like he just had to keep that commitment.. he HAD to take me on his boat because by now summer was ALMOST over.. and well .. I felt like, he felt like if he did not take me then I MIGHT talk trash about him..( it was too late for that.. if you read the above blogpost)
So I said " can we go to Tim's?" Tim's is this place that you BOAT in and eat dinner... I have this goal in life that at some point in time I want to BOAT in to somewhere and eat dinner.. because I think that would just be SO COOL!!!
He said " TIm's riverfront? sure"
So I had to go ..because one of my life's goals is to boat in somewhere and eat..
So he was like can you go right now.. ( I was not even out of bed, and I live an hour from where you launch the boat) I said no..
He said that he had another date during the afternoon but he could then take me when he was done with that date in the evening...
Like well.. um I hope your afternoon date is not a success because it would suck to have to leave that and take me out on your boat...
So evening comes and I start driving to the place and he text me and said he would be late.. I said that was fine because I would be late also.. he was like yeah.. my date is going longer than I thought it would...
So I meet him at the Marina and I said how was your date? and he said "well we were on a double date and we went kayaking and well I really hated it.. and it was lame .. and I am not really into that.". I said then well then why did you go? or why didn't you say is there anything else we could do...
He said that he thought " he might as well give kayaking a try but it is really lame" well it was good you gave it a try at least..
He said he was sorry that he was late but they were trying to convince him to go out to dinner with them ( it was a double date) .. and he wished that I could have met earlier because it was hard for him to get done with kayaking and then go to the marina... I thought BUT if I had came earlier.. than it would have been hard to quit boating and go kayaking .. whatever...
so we walk over to the dock and he has his boat stored there and they have to get it out and then they put it in the water.. ... all the guys that worked there knew him and knew which boat was his... none of those guys even LOOKED at me or spoke to me.. and they were all friendly and had good customer service... I personally think that they did not look at me or speak to me because well dude has brought SO MANY WOMEN there that.. well ...um ...yeah.. and they don't know he is LDS.. they don't know what he is doing out there on the boat...
so we get on the boat.. and it is a MESS... like wet towels, wet life jackets that were starting to MOLD... all over the place.. and there was trash everywhere.. like water bottles and chip bags and food wrappers.. and there was a girls tank top on the seat beside his.. I said "who does this belong to?" you might want to give it back to her.." he said he had no idea.. because.. He has had so many girls on his boat.. I opened up this compartment to put it away and there were GIRLS sunglasses in there... I said there are also a pair of sunglasses in here .. he said yeah .. those belong to someone else.. I have no idea who.. there was no where for me to put my stuff because there were wet towels and wet life jackets and TRASH all over and in every available spot that there could be.. ..
I said before, you take a girl out on your boat.. you MIGHT want to make sure that other stuff that girls leave on your boat is all put away...
He said "oh yeah that might be good.. "
I said what is going on here .. like why is this so messy?? He said that he had a whole bunch of people from the Potomac ward on his boat and that it started to rain and well they did not want to be out in the rain so they just jumped off the boat and did not clean up.. wow...I am sure they had NO WARNING.. I bet it just started raining...
so I had to wear a damp life jacket that smelled HORRENDOUS... then I was like nope can't do this.. I will just do with out...
He said " well I take everyone that comes on my boat to Georgetown and we see the monuments and stuff like that.. but IDK if I will be able to get there and back before it gets dark" I said well... I don't want to go to Georgetown.. I have already been to Georgetown on a boat.. I have even driven a boat to Georgetown.. I REALLY want to go to Tim's..."
He said " how do you even KNOW about Tim's" I said because I am FROM Northern, VA and I have dated other guys that have boats.. and I actually go places and do things.. I know about things..
He said " do you really want to go there" because all the other girls want to go to Georgetown.." I said well I am not the other girls.. and I would really like to go to Tim's"
so we started off and he was like see all those... those are crab pots.. I hope I don't hit any with my boat because that would be really bad and it is hard to navigate this way because I don't know where all the crab pots ARE.. and what if I hit some it is getting dark...
then we got to Tim's that place was ROCKING.. and it was like15 minutes or less from where we got in the boat.. I was like YAY..
and he said well there is Tim's.. and he DROVE RIGHT PAST IT AND TURNED AROUND......................................... I said WAIT arn't we going to STOP...
He said oh you actually wanted to eat there????
O M GOSH ... I said well yeah... he said that he would call them so he did and he said that they had a hour wait.. and he was NOT going to wait that long for a "greasy hamburger" and that place was too crowded and that we needed to go somewhere else... he had no idea I wanted to actually EAT there he thought I just wanted to see it... wow... just wow...He said he had to get back because WHaT IF HE HIT A CRAB POT!!!!!!!!????
So we left and once again I have gone on a date with a guy in a boat and we did not boat in and eat!!
So he was like " where should we eat around here?" and I said " I have no idea but I can google it" he said " why don't you know? I said because I am not from this area.. I live like an HOUR from here..
I googled restaurants and I said jokingly " there is a taco bell" he said " OK" I said NO I am NOT going to Taco Bell... I thought I just drove an HOUR out here wasting gas that I have put in my car to go to my family reunion tomorrow.. so um no we are not going to taco bell plus I already went on a date with that one guy to Taco Bell this year...remember that?? so no....so he said.. well I don't want to go to Taco Bell either I would rather eat my shoe than Taco Bell" I said then why did you say OK"... why didn't you just SAY you would rather eat your shoe"
so I said this is a very populated area we can just drive around and find somewhere..
so we drove to this one shopping center and it looked so shady .. it was all pawn shops and gun shops and places where you can get payday loans and laundromats and stuff.. and there was one place there that MIGHT have been a restaurant .. all I saw were pool tables.. and a bunch of Hispanic men outside smoking cigarettes and a bunch inside drinking beer..I said NO I am not going there.. he said why not.. I am said " I am all for dives but that is just TOO MUCH FOR ME... " I mean I am sorry but that and THIS WHOLE SHOPPING CENTER LOOK SHADY SO NO.....
so we drove down the street to another place all lit up in blue.. and it said was a "lounge" which we all know is another word for bar..and it looked so rundown.. I said NO..
Then he tried to take me to Popeyes....no
. and I said..Listen I don't think that we are in a good part of town.. but we can't be in the bad part of town for that long.. we just need to drive a few more minutes and we will find SOMETHING
and we did we found this Hibatchi buffet place.. it was really cool... like a Golden Corral but Asian food...I got a whole plate full of different sushi to try... just writing this kinda makes me want to go back...
he got a whole plate of filling food..and then he started to talk about his ex-wives.. he said IDK how much this place is but it can't cost me more than my ex-wife cost me... I said NO.. we are not going to talk about your ex-wives.. so then he did not know what to talk about and I asked him about his family and that was not the most happy story and then I felt kinda bad...
so after he had two whole plates of filling food .. and dessert..AND got a fortune that said " your future is sitting across from you"...........................................
He said " well you can just grab some dessert on the way out.. because we have got to go..." I was not even full I had been getting little things to try them... but I did not say anything...
when we got back in his truck he said he had to get home because he had a date in the morning to take someone ELSE out on his boat.... ahahhahahahahahahah
I said " are you just like calling all the people that you have met and told them you would take them out on your boat.. and taking them out on your boat..."
He said "yes" that he thought he could get all the people in before he needed to put his boat up for the winter..." He said he thought that he might sell his boat though.. because well it is just too much trouble and he only bought it because he had spent so much time paying other womens bills that he was ready to buy something for himself..He also said he might move because his job was annoying him and was a bunch of BS... so he might move...
I said " when we went out the last time you chatted with me for several hours and then when I saw you at institute you totally ignored me to talk to that one woman... why did you totally ignore me..he said " oh well I don't like that woman.. and I don't want to date her because we have too much in common.." I said I did not ask that .. and I don't care if you if you want to date her or not" .. I asked why did you ignore me...after talking to me for three hours a few nights previously.. He said he did not "see me" I said HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE ME...?? YOU SAID HI TO ME...."
He said he did not realize that was me.. but it did not really matter because he did not want to date that other woman because they had to much in commen... ANYWAY.....
Then he said he had to get home to get some sleep before his date in the morning.. I said OK... I mean he could not keep me talking because I already said I was not going to listen to another word about his ex-wives.
I told my friend about this and she said that she knows of like FOUR other girls he has taken out on his boat to Georgetown... and that is that we KNOW of...
so I never heard from him again..my friend asked me once did he ever call again? I said " why would he ever call ME again...
he has taken me out on his boat...
I told him I did not want to hear about his ex-wives..
and we did not make out.. or even come CLOSE..
so what incentive is there to call me....
I have also not even SEEN him and neither has my friend.. no idea if he MOVED.. or if he sold the boat..or anything..
so to refresh your memory http://imobykeli.blogspot.com/2012/08/dating-keli_29.html
go there and read that and then you will be like OH YEAH !!!... him...so that story is from like JULY...( or maybe August)
so I thought I would never hear from him again.. and I barely ever go to anything at the Potomac Ward so yeah...
then Labor Day Saturday I am on the phone with one of my friends when I see that he is calling me....
WHAT?????
I told my friend.. I have GOT to answer THIS...
so he was like " Hi Keli, so um do you want to go out in my boat." .................................................................... Like he just had to keep that commitment.. he HAD to take me on his boat because by now summer was ALMOST over.. and well .. I felt like, he felt like if he did not take me then I MIGHT talk trash about him..( it was too late for that.. if you read the above blogpost)
So I said " can we go to Tim's?" Tim's is this place that you BOAT in and eat dinner... I have this goal in life that at some point in time I want to BOAT in to somewhere and eat dinner.. because I think that would just be SO COOL!!!
He said " TIm's riverfront? sure"
So I had to go ..because one of my life's goals is to boat in somewhere and eat..
So he was like can you go right now.. ( I was not even out of bed, and I live an hour from where you launch the boat) I said no..
He said that he had another date during the afternoon but he could then take me when he was done with that date in the evening...
Like well.. um I hope your afternoon date is not a success because it would suck to have to leave that and take me out on your boat...
So evening comes and I start driving to the place and he text me and said he would be late.. I said that was fine because I would be late also.. he was like yeah.. my date is going longer than I thought it would...
So I meet him at the Marina and I said how was your date? and he said "well we were on a double date and we went kayaking and well I really hated it.. and it was lame .. and I am not really into that.". I said then well then why did you go? or why didn't you say is there anything else we could do...
He said that he thought " he might as well give kayaking a try but it is really lame" well it was good you gave it a try at least..
He said he was sorry that he was late but they were trying to convince him to go out to dinner with them ( it was a double date) .. and he wished that I could have met earlier because it was hard for him to get done with kayaking and then go to the marina... I thought BUT if I had came earlier.. than it would have been hard to quit boating and go kayaking .. whatever...
so we walk over to the dock and he has his boat stored there and they have to get it out and then they put it in the water.. ... all the guys that worked there knew him and knew which boat was his... none of those guys even LOOKED at me or spoke to me.. and they were all friendly and had good customer service... I personally think that they did not look at me or speak to me because well dude has brought SO MANY WOMEN there that.. well ...um ...yeah.. and they don't know he is LDS.. they don't know what he is doing out there on the boat...
so we get on the boat.. and it is a MESS... like wet towels, wet life jackets that were starting to MOLD... all over the place.. and there was trash everywhere.. like water bottles and chip bags and food wrappers.. and there was a girls tank top on the seat beside his.. I said "who does this belong to?" you might want to give it back to her.." he said he had no idea.. because.. He has had so many girls on his boat.. I opened up this compartment to put it away and there were GIRLS sunglasses in there... I said there are also a pair of sunglasses in here .. he said yeah .. those belong to someone else.. I have no idea who.. there was no where for me to put my stuff because there were wet towels and wet life jackets and TRASH all over and in every available spot that there could be.. ..
I said before, you take a girl out on your boat.. you MIGHT want to make sure that other stuff that girls leave on your boat is all put away...
He said "oh yeah that might be good.. "
I said what is going on here .. like why is this so messy?? He said that he had a whole bunch of people from the Potomac ward on his boat and that it started to rain and well they did not want to be out in the rain so they just jumped off the boat and did not clean up.. wow...I am sure they had NO WARNING.. I bet it just started raining...
so I had to wear a damp life jacket that smelled HORRENDOUS... then I was like nope can't do this.. I will just do with out...
He said " well I take everyone that comes on my boat to Georgetown and we see the monuments and stuff like that.. but IDK if I will be able to get there and back before it gets dark" I said well... I don't want to go to Georgetown.. I have already been to Georgetown on a boat.. I have even driven a boat to Georgetown.. I REALLY want to go to Tim's..."
He said " how do you even KNOW about Tim's" I said because I am FROM Northern, VA and I have dated other guys that have boats.. and I actually go places and do things.. I know about things..
He said " do you really want to go there" because all the other girls want to go to Georgetown.." I said well I am not the other girls.. and I would really like to go to Tim's"
so we started off and he was like see all those... those are crab pots.. I hope I don't hit any with my boat because that would be really bad and it is hard to navigate this way because I don't know where all the crab pots ARE.. and what if I hit some it is getting dark...
then we got to Tim's that place was ROCKING.. and it was like15 minutes or less from where we got in the boat.. I was like YAY..
and he said well there is Tim's.. and he DROVE RIGHT PAST IT AND TURNED AROUND......................................... I said WAIT arn't we going to STOP...
He said oh you actually wanted to eat there????
O M GOSH ... I said well yeah... he said that he would call them so he did and he said that they had a hour wait.. and he was NOT going to wait that long for a "greasy hamburger" and that place was too crowded and that we needed to go somewhere else... he had no idea I wanted to actually EAT there he thought I just wanted to see it... wow... just wow...He said he had to get back because WHaT IF HE HIT A CRAB POT!!!!!!!!????
So we left and once again I have gone on a date with a guy in a boat and we did not boat in and eat!!
So he was like " where should we eat around here?" and I said " I have no idea but I can google it" he said " why don't you know? I said because I am not from this area.. I live like an HOUR from here..
I googled restaurants and I said jokingly " there is a taco bell" he said " OK" I said NO I am NOT going to Taco Bell... I thought I just drove an HOUR out here wasting gas that I have put in my car to go to my family reunion tomorrow.. so um no we are not going to taco bell plus I already went on a date with that one guy to Taco Bell this year...remember that?? so no....so he said.. well I don't want to go to Taco Bell either I would rather eat my shoe than Taco Bell" I said then why did you say OK"... why didn't you just SAY you would rather eat your shoe"
so I said this is a very populated area we can just drive around and find somewhere..
so we drove to this one shopping center and it looked so shady .. it was all pawn shops and gun shops and places where you can get payday loans and laundromats and stuff.. and there was one place there that MIGHT have been a restaurant .. all I saw were pool tables.. and a bunch of Hispanic men outside smoking cigarettes and a bunch inside drinking beer..I said NO I am not going there.. he said why not.. I am said " I am all for dives but that is just TOO MUCH FOR ME... " I mean I am sorry but that and THIS WHOLE SHOPPING CENTER LOOK SHADY SO NO.....
so we drove down the street to another place all lit up in blue.. and it said was a "lounge" which we all know is another word for bar..and it looked so rundown.. I said NO..
Then he tried to take me to Popeyes....no
. and I said..Listen I don't think that we are in a good part of town.. but we can't be in the bad part of town for that long.. we just need to drive a few more minutes and we will find SOMETHING
and we did we found this Hibatchi buffet place.. it was really cool... like a Golden Corral but Asian food...I got a whole plate full of different sushi to try... just writing this kinda makes me want to go back...
he got a whole plate of filling food..and then he started to talk about his ex-wives.. he said IDK how much this place is but it can't cost me more than my ex-wife cost me... I said NO.. we are not going to talk about your ex-wives.. so then he did not know what to talk about and I asked him about his family and that was not the most happy story and then I felt kinda bad...
so after he had two whole plates of filling food .. and dessert..AND got a fortune that said " your future is sitting across from you"...........................................
He said " well you can just grab some dessert on the way out.. because we have got to go..." I was not even full I had been getting little things to try them... but I did not say anything...
when we got back in his truck he said he had to get home because he had a date in the morning to take someone ELSE out on his boat.... ahahhahahahahahahah
I said " are you just like calling all the people that you have met and told them you would take them out on your boat.. and taking them out on your boat..."
He said "yes" that he thought he could get all the people in before he needed to put his boat up for the winter..." He said he thought that he might sell his boat though.. because well it is just too much trouble and he only bought it because he had spent so much time paying other womens bills that he was ready to buy something for himself..He also said he might move because his job was annoying him and was a bunch of BS... so he might move...
I said " when we went out the last time you chatted with me for several hours and then when I saw you at institute you totally ignored me to talk to that one woman... why did you totally ignore me..he said " oh well I don't like that woman.. and I don't want to date her because we have too much in common.." I said I did not ask that .. and I don't care if you if you want to date her or not" .. I asked why did you ignore me...after talking to me for three hours a few nights previously.. He said he did not "see me" I said HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE ME...?? YOU SAID HI TO ME...."
He said he did not realize that was me.. but it did not really matter because he did not want to date that other woman because they had to much in commen... ANYWAY.....
Then he said he had to get home to get some sleep before his date in the morning.. I said OK... I mean he could not keep me talking because I already said I was not going to listen to another word about his ex-wives.
I told my friend about this and she said that she knows of like FOUR other girls he has taken out on his boat to Georgetown... and that is that we KNOW of...
so I never heard from him again..my friend asked me once did he ever call again? I said " why would he ever call ME again...
he has taken me out on his boat...
I told him I did not want to hear about his ex-wives..
and we did not make out.. or even come CLOSE..
so what incentive is there to call me....
I have also not even SEEN him and neither has my friend.. no idea if he MOVED.. or if he sold the boat..or anything..
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